Me on Audition Day

I wore my favorite audition shirt (everyone's seen it on my Facebook page, right?) a black skirt and the hottest heels.

That did not impress my judge, a casual woman.

(The guy before me fell on the floor when his song was over. She gave him a golden ticket, and as if to exonerate herself, said "He made me laugh, so I gave it to him." I thought about changing my song at that point but figured it wouldn't work twice in a row anyway.)